• Director(s)

    Jack Bond

  • Production Year

    1987

  • Genre(s)

    Music

  • Approx. running minutes

    86m

  • Cast

    Neil Tennant, Chris Lowe, Joss Ackland, Barbara Windsor, Gareth Hunt, Neil Dickson

Film

It Couldn't Happen Here

strong sex references, nudity

IT COULDN'T HAPPEN HERE is a British musical film based on the music of The Pet Shop Boys and their first two studio albums, 'Please' and 'Actually'.

IT COULDN'T HAPPEN HERE is a British musical film based on the music of The Pet Shop Boys and their first two studio albums, 'Please' and 'Actually'.

sex
There are strong sex references, including when a man refers to his ex-girlfriend as a 'nymphomaniac', as well as sight of men and two school boys looking at various sexual scenarios through Mutoscopes. A black and white farce sketch plays out a scenario called 'Nights in the Harem', in which two gentleman kiss and fondle a house maid. Another scene includes a ventriloquist's dummy making reference to a waitress' legs, who also has her backside fondled by a man from behind the counter.
nudity
There is brief full frontal nudity, as well as breast and rear nudity, when a man looks through a pair of binoculars at two women who walk naked along a beach. In another scene, there is more breast and rear nudity visible on posters featuring a number of women in various poses.
additional issues
There is implied violence to a woman sex-worker by a supposedly blind serial killer who hits her with his cane after she chases business on the side of a main road. A group of young men wearing Union Jack clothing and with swastikas drawn on their faces surround a man in a telephone box. He is later seen with blood running down his forehead. A man wearing a trench coat and hat, and with bandages covering his face, walks along a garden path engulfed in flames with no evidence of pain or injury.
  • Director(s)

    Jack Bond

  • Production Year

    1987

  • Genre(s)

    Music

  • Approx. running minutes

    86m

  • Cast

    Neil Tennant, Chris Lowe, Joss Ackland, Barbara Windsor, Gareth Hunt, Neil Dickson

Classified Date:
16/06/1988
Version:
2D
Use:
Cinema
Distributor:
Entertainment Film Dists Ltd
strong sex references, nudity
Classified Date:
02/03/2020
Version:
2D,16:9
Use:
Physical media + VOD/Streaming
Distributor:
BFI Video
sex
There are strong sex references, including when a man refers to his ex-girlfriend as a 'nymphomaniac', as well as sight of men and two school boys looking at various sexual scenarios through Mutoscopes. A black and white farce sketch plays out a scenario called 'Nights in the Harem', in which two gentleman kiss and fondle a house maid. Another scene includes a ventriloquist's dummy making reference to a waitress' legs, who also has her backside fondled by a man from behind the counter.
nudity
There is brief full frontal nudity, as well as breast and rear nudity, when a man looks through a pair of binoculars at two women who walk naked along a beach. In another scene, there is more breast and rear nudity visible on posters featuring a number of women in various poses.
additional issues
There is implied violence to a woman sex-worker by a supposedly blind serial killer who hits her with his cane after she chases business on the side of a main road. A group of young men wearing Union Jack clothing and with swastikas drawn on their faces surround a man in a telephone box. He is later seen with blood running down his forehead. A man wearing a trench coat and hat, and with bandages covering his face, walks along a garden path engulfed in flames with no evidence of pain or injury.
strong sex references, nudity
Classified Date:
02/03/2020
Version:
2D,16:9
Use:
Physical media + VOD/Streaming
Distributor:
BFI Video
sex
There are strong sex references, including when a man refers to his ex-girlfriend as a 'nymphomaniac', as well as sight of men and two school boys looking at various sexual scenarios through Mutoscopes. A black and white farce sketch plays out a scenario called 'Nights in the Harem', in which two gentleman kiss and fondle a house maid.Another scene includes a ventriloquist's dummy making reference to a waitress' legs, who also has her backside fondled by a man from behind the counter.
nudity
There is brief full frontal nudity, as well as breast and rear nudity, when a man looks through a pair of binoculars at two women who walk naked along a beach.In another scene, there is more breast and rear nudity visible on posters featuring a number of women in various poses. There is implied violence to a woman sex-worker by a supposedly blind serial killer who hits her with his cane after she chases business on the side of a main road.A group of young men wearing Union Jack clothing and with swastikas drawn on their faces surround a man in a telephone box. He is later seen with blood running down his forehead.A man wearing a trench coat and hat, and with bandages covering his face, walks along a garden path engulfed in flames with no evidence of pain or injury.
Classified Date:
12/08/1992
Version:
2D
Use:
Physical media + VOD/Streaming
Distributor:
Video Collection International
Classified Date:
08/09/1988
Version:
2D
Use:
Physical media + VOD/Streaming
Distributor:
Entertainment in Video Ltd
Classified Date:
09/08/1988
Version:
2D
Use:
Physical media + VOD/Streaming
Distributor:
Entertainment in Video Ltd
Classified Date:
17/05/1988
Version:
2D
Use:
Cinema
Distributor:
Entertainment Film Dists Ltd
Classified Date:
09/08/1988
Version:
2D
Use:
Physical media + VOD/Streaming
Distributor:
Entertainment in Video Ltd
  • Classified date

    02/03/2020

  • BBFC reference

    CVF061371

  • Language

    English